Gef Howie's comments on gallery·future-i·com

Gef Howie has 76 comments on gallery (most recent first):

On Waterfall in Blue Mountains in Sydney, New Year's 2003-4 on 31^st March 2004

I think I've been there! :

Is this a view from a train? I can remember seeing a fantastic waterfall in the mountains, and this matches my mental image. Could it be?

If so, well done Ja… -more-

On Underwater meditation in Spain on 26^th January 2004

Why thank you! :

We aim to please!

On Keira Knightley in Celebrities on 26^th October 2003

Skeletal :

I thought she was meant to be the love interest, not one of the scary undead skeletons…

On safe in Diving on 18^th April 2003

So how deep is the serpentine? :

Or was it so rank no-one could tell?

On DSCF0176 in feely on 12^th April 2003

Where is this? :

Is it Iguazú?

On DSCF0122 in feely on 12^th April 2003

Great photos! :

There are a lot of good shots in this gallery, but for me this one takes the biscuit. Very nicely done!

Where exactly where these taken? I'm guessing South … -more-

On Kristin Kreuk in Celebrities on 7^th February 2003

Translation :

"She's the finest pussy that has ever been seen on TV. Goes randy like crazy" or something like that, the last bit's quite hard.

Dave, why don't you do the … -more-

On Moonscape in Redheads Annonymous Stuff on 3^rd February 2003

Cool :

Would you mind if I asked what the photo was originally of? I like it a lot and could guess but I wouldn't want to be totally off the mark!

On Olympic stadium in Athens on 3^rd February 2003

Ah... :

But if it was a book that had made an error, would you have been able to correct it for everybody that reads it in the future?

On Extra 300L in Flying pics on 8^th January 2003

My head! :

Everything is the wrong way up in this photo!

On OlienaGraffiti in Kieran's Sardinia on 7^th January 2003

Dialect :

It might be a dialect called Nuorese…

If that helps.

on 7^th January 2003

Can't do it! :

This is not quite italian - the KE could mean che, but it's in a sardinian dialect. Anyone know any Sardinians?

On BosaFuneral in Kieran's Sardinia on 7^th January 2003

Translation :

Genocide(/Ethnocide): Destruction of the cultural, social and moral values of a people to transform them and render them harmless.

I knew learning Italian w… -more-

On Kristin Kreuk in Celebrities on 5^th January 2003

Oh dear... :

Can we introduce some kind of IQ test that anonymous posters have to pass?

On Reflection in England on 9^th November 2002

Good point :

Maybe just 'glass walls' or something. Although they do each have a frame.

On Gef blows in Parties on 9^th November 2002

On reflection, :

and after having seen the comments on the next picture, I think I was inhaling. So really, the title should have been "Gef Sucks". Hmmm.

On Self Abuse in Comedy on 6^th November 2002

Ho-ho! :

You're the one looking for pictures of self-abuse!

On Alain Robert scaling Canary Wharf in England on 18^th October 2002

3/4? :

What did he do then? Climb in a window or plummet, lemming-like, to his doom? Surely not climb all the way down again?

On Kristin Kreuk in Celebrities on 17^th October 2002

Ok... :

Post a picture of your severed hand and I'll see what I can do.

I suggest you lose the left one, as you don't seem to use it much at the moment for tasks suc… -more-

On A path through Atocha train station in Gef's Travels in Europe on 1^st October 2002

Well, I didn't render the pictures! :

Maybe you used Chamartin station in the north. Atocha is a little south of Museo del Prado I think. If you'd have used Atocha, you wouldn't have missed the trees!

On Some really nice water in Gef's Travels in Europe on 1^st October 2002

OK :

I have been meaning to, I don't think I'll get it done today, you might have to wait a fortnight!

On Atocha Overview in Gef's Travels in Europe on 17^th September 2002

Damn glasses! :

Oh yeah.

Actually, the terrapins are on the rock just above their heads. I didn't get a clear shot of the terrapins on their own, I'm afraid, but there were … -more-

On Statue of Woman with Polo mints in Gef's Travels in Europe on 28^th August 2002

Goddes of Minty Goodness? :

It is a statue. In Paris. Near the river. That's all I know.

On A Street market in Gef's Travels in Europe on 28^th August 2002

Non non non Monsieur! :

This is the Paris Plage, where the authorities have closed a road on the north bank of the Seine and imported sand. They also put on folk dancing (!) and jaz… -more-

On Big Rock on the beach in Gef's Travels in Europe on 28^th August 2002

Biarritz! :

South west corner of France, Basque country. The beach is great and you can take surfing lessons there. I did. I was very, very bad, but it was great fun.

On A night out in Gef's Travels in Europe on 28^th August 2002

Not really a night out, :

This is Laura and her brother, who run Herea's cyber cafe in Melilla. It rocks. The alcoholic measures are more than generous and it's all spanking brand new… -more-

On Slightly weird statue in Gef's Travels in Europe on 28^th August 2002

I think... :

That this is the dude who invaded Melilla for the spaniards. I could be wrong. He stands on top of the Old Town, which is a huge fortification welded onto a … -more-

On Some really nice water in Gef's Travels in Europe on 28^th August 2002

Taken from the ferry either docking or leaving Melilla. Swirly, eh?

On Another test pic - the camera wasn't a waste of money in Gef's Travels in Europe on 22^nd July 2002

Hmm :

The colours are a bit more vibrant in the print. I blame my dad's lcd screen for giving a false impression. Just turn up your monitor brightness if they all … -more-

On Kristin Kreuk in Celebrities on 21^st July 2002

Am I missing something? :

She's allright. Not exactly stunning.

On Candle Tree in Georgina's Sculptures on 15^th July 2002

But the scupltures are pretty good! :

Are you going to sell them Georgie? As soon as I have a house/garden/job/life I will want one!

On Ursa Major in Diving on 15^th July 2002

Technical details :

Hi Tom, I know this was a digital camera, but what kind of equivalent exposure/aperture was this taken with? It's not bad.

On Quadrapedal starfish in Diving on 15^th July 2002

Call me pedantic, but :

shouldn't that be Quadrapedal, and anyway, it has five (count 'em) legs. There are just two close together.

On Kings Road in United States of America on 8^th July 2002

LU's (sorry TfL's) legal department will be interested :

They are pretty tight about likenesses of the tube symbol, apparently.

On Gail Porter in Celebrities on 21^st March 2002

Yes, but :

Kristin with clothes on vs. Gail with clothes off? Is it you writing all those CAPS COMMENTS on Kristin, Spence? :-)

On Dido at the Brits in Celebrities on 1^st March 2002

Me neither :

Nor did I know that she had had her BCG.

On Gail Porter in Celebrities on 28^th February 2002

Obscenity? :

How come we get people swearing on the Kristin Kreuk pictures but silence here? Or are people's hands too busy to type?

The logs make me laugh! Quite a few… -more-

On Bag and Friends in Parties on 21^st February 2002

Explanation :

Ah, beer. That'll be it.

On Have balloon, will travel in Parties on 21^st February 2002

Why? Why! WHY!? :

It was very important at the time to get those balloons down from the ceiling. Very important. Or was I just trying to secure an elevated position to look ou… -more-

On Gef and Maxine in Parties on 21^st February 2002

Self defence :

Note the advanced "Dancing crane" posture I am assuming in order to defend myself from her clutches. I was drunk, it seemed fun at the time…

On Gef and JP in Parties on 21^st February 2002

Stealing? :

That's what casinos do! I was just levelling the playing field…

On Another toms graduation Photo in Graduation on 4^th November 2001

Rotation? :

Ok, So I've been slow/busy, but does anyone have the original images so I can see what you were talking about, as everybody seems to have fixed it now?

On Tire Damage in LA in New Zealand 2001 on 1^st September 2001

This should almost be in comedy!

On Rock hard in Comedy on 1^st September 2001

or the rock?

on 1^st September 2001

Well that's nice :

Me or natalia? :)

On Ticket in Parties on 24^th June 2001

It all started with a ticket :

And ended with the gorgonous Maxine (oops, I meant gorgeous obviously)

On Human Cloning in Comedy on 21^st June 2001

My God! :

Don't tell me there could be another William Hague around! :)

On The Bubble Nebula in Space on 21^st June 2001

Is that its real name? :

If so then that's cool. I look forward to the blobby nebula, sparkly nebula, kinda glowy nebula etc.

On Stop staring at my tits in Comedy on 18^th June 2001

Yeah that is a bit odd. Well, you let these young people take drugs and go raving and you have to expect some experimental surgery. Right? Erm, I mean, it ha… -more-

On Brad Pitt in Celebrities on 18^th June 2001

Google is a bit prudish :

Are they filtering out 'pissed' or 'communism'?

Or RIAA:)

On Stop staring at my tits in Comedy on 18^th June 2001

Deal? :

Ash, I promise I'll go back to work if you do

On Brad Pitt in Celebrities on 18^th June 2001

Absolutely Not! :

I don't want gallery to descend to my level, but the more times we mention porn, sex, tabbytote, pamela anderson, naked brad pitt, boobs, tits, topless women… -more-

On Stop staring at my tits in Comedy on 18^th June 2001

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