David Turner's comments
David Turner has 40 comments on gallery (most recent first):
- On Moonscape in Redheads Annonymous Stuff on 4th February 2003
It's a stark [1] naked [1] girl [1] on a sunbed [1] isn'tit [1].
1: just to help google
- On Skyline in Singapore on 15th January 2003
Nikon N90s, 24/2.8D AF Nikkor lense, cheap AGFA Vista 400 film, and yes a polarizing filter… don't remember what sort though.
- On Supercow in England on 19th July 2002
Presumably not because it is a) art, and b) for charity.
- On Ursa Major in Diving on 15th July 2002
This guy's site about air cooling the CCD in his digital camera for taking photographs of the night sky is pretty good.
- On Larry the London Lizard in Workplaces on 8th July 2002
- Lizard Update :
We suspect that Larry may have recently passed away. The search team inform us that they have little hope of finding him alive at this late stage and we sho… -more-
- on 1st July 2002
Merlin is obviously a cat! http://gallery.future-i.com/wildlife/pic:dozing/
- on 28th June 2002
No, Merlin put it in my case along with a couple of others which I found before I left. Larry shot out the second I opened the case in the office. With his … -more-
- On Nice Trophy in Comedy on 1st May 2002
Fourier transforms. That'd be a fairly accurate way of determining a level of similarity between two pictures despite rotations or moderate transformations … -more-
- On Disco Dave in Comedy on 3rd March 2002
That's not fair. I have to look at that when I'm sober now!
- On Liz Hurley (Fat Look-alike) in Celebrities on 9th November 2001
There's more than a few saftey pins holding THAT dress together.
- On Catherine Zeta-Jones (Fat Look-alike) in Celebrities on 9th November 2001
The true 'American Sweetheart'.
- On Sandra Bullock (Fat Look-alike) in Celebrities on 9th November 2001
Lumpy Legs. Don't you just love them?
- On Jennifer Lopez (Fat Look-alike) in Celebrities on 9th November 2001
Now THAT is a 'nice ass!'
- On Another toms graduation Photo in Graduation on 1st November 2001
5 quid for a blank disk? Smart people.
- On Merlin in Wildlife on 1st November 2001
Don't know. Answers on a bboard…
- On Tom's Photo in Graduation on 1st November 2001
- That was a bit quick :
You paid 5 quid extra didn't you!?
- On Another crash in Comedy on 22nd October 2001
Hmm, PCAnywhere. I think there's some fun to be had here…
- On Dance Floor in Kieran's House Warming on 10th July 2001
- Not Many Girls :
Not very many of the female species at this party was there!?
- On Missionary Position in Comedy on 25th June 2001
Genital alignment
- On Tabby Tote in Comedy on 20th June 2001
The most viewed picture on gallery!! Over four times more requests for this than any other picture!
But I'm bored of it now… someone upload the next big t… -more-
- On Stop staring at my tits in Comedy on 18th June 2001
No it WASN'T me! Grr!
I'm a bit concerned that her right arm's on back-to-front though!
- On Saturn in Space on 18th June 2001
Hmm… must be tired! The little bits of dust on my screen looked like stars and it took me ages to work out why they didn't move when I scrolled the screen…. -more-
- On Twelve Sunflowers in Plants & Gardens on 13th June 2001
Mine was cheaper
- On Wedding Dave in Celebrities on 12th June 2001
Do you honestly think anyone would insure me!!?
- On Britney's Nipple in Celebrities on 10th June 2001
Hey what a coincidence. Some guy called Dave asked you to put the picture back, and that's also my name!
The cameraMAN for the video had flippin' quick reactions!
- On Gavin is drunk in Ski on 9th June 2001
Oh dear! Gav's really let himself go here. Don't you just hate it when people succumb to the pleasures of alcohol and end up like this?
- On Tabby Tote in Comedy on 6th June 2001
I'm afraid I can't take credit for making the image – if anyone knows who did then let me know and I'll update the source.
You might be right about my bein… -more-
- On Imperial Shag in Wildlife on 6th June 2001
It's got a latin name so it can't be. (Phalacrocorax albiventer)
- On Sixty-Nine in Comedy on 31st May 2001
Actually, I've just made a realisation. In this '69' position, the two fig rolls are enjoying each other's feet… there's a misalignment problem. Oh well, t… -more-
- on 31st May 2001
The feet are closer to the knees that the face is.
- On Gef's Idea in Ireland on 31st May 2001
I'm guessing you meant to target that comment at Gef and not Ash… given that I was there when you wrote it…
- On Sixty-Nine in Comedy on 31st May 2001
I'll take a proper picture of this position when I've got time!!
- On Llama getting to know a donkey in Wildlife on 23rd May 2001
My legs aren't that skinny, don't be silly.
- On Dave much later in Weddings on 29th April 2001
We're all lying in the gutter, just some of us are looking up the bridesmaid's skirt. <justbecauseyouarejealous@weddingdave.com>
- On The Horse in Ongar Towers on 26th April 2001
Is it not Robin of Sherwood? From the quality 80's series of the same name. There were two of them, the first guy got killed, but then he came back to life o… -more-
- On ATM Crashed in Comedy on 25th April 2001
Me too. On a Natwest machine. "An unexpected error has occured…" Nice.
- On Wedding Dave in Celebrities on 23rd April 2001
I doubt it, but I probably knew which way was down. (In situations such as that, the two aren't necessarily related.)
- on 22nd April 2001
Don't think it matters - I seem to remember taking that one myself. Rotate it back 90 degrees. An infinitely thin line isn't so great to look at… but it's … -more-
- on 22nd April 2001
celebrity, n:
1. A famous person.
2. Renown; fame.
It seems that everyone I meet knows who I am before I introduce myself - surely this is fame.
renown, … -more-
- On Wedding Dave in Weddings on 22nd April 2001
Oi! That's not fair! That is THE worst picture of me in existence! See http://weddingdave.com/ for a much better picture - absolutely smashed in that one too… -more-